Meet Me Halfway?

This one time I decided to live my life according to The Black Eyed Peas lyrics. It was actually very life altering. Then one fateful night I went to meet my girlfriend halfway. Turns out that wearing a jacket and slippers whilst skarooning on your razor scooter in the middle of December doesn't keep your knuckles warm. I eventually arrived at the nearby stake center and decided to set up base camp in order to meet her halfway. Then the cold started to get to me and I started to lose my mind. ("You're all dead and you don't even know it!" who said it?) It started very innocently, a few mumbled statements to myself. Then it escalated into a full on conversation with at least a 70% rate of rhyming. (The rhyming doesn't surprise me due to the fact that I once was a rap-off champ) After many minutes of whimsical rambling to myself my girlfriend came to my rescue just in time before I was lost forever. So I say to you... When in doubt, pinky out my friends. Remember that and you shall do well in this giant menstrual cycle called life.