MDN is not my BMT

I'm supposed to be writing a paper for my English class, but for the life of me I can't think of a dang thesis statement to form my ideas around. Is it sad that that's the hardest part for me, but for the foreignors in my class that part is way easier than actually writing the paper? I wish I was a super-human... or a mutant... or a super-mutant-human. I remember on my mission we were told to think of the best super power before attending a zone conference. I don't really remember what mine was, but if I was asked to do that today I would have to say that the most desirable super power for me right now is to be able to control my breathing... that and to have the power to have well trimmed toenails all of the time. Also, I believe that like CDR said we should "have absolute faith in God or Heaven or whatever other terminology one may use. Do as much as you can, and leave the rest to God/Allah/Nature." I don't think I could say it any better than CDR