Mom, you're cheesing me off so bad right now!

So I was thinking about the awesome english muffin breakfast sandwiches I just ate in the caf out here in Hawaii and I started focusing my thoughts on the cheese cause it's evil cheese. It's super sticky and it just gets everywhere. There is no stopping that cheese from getting into your hair. Anywho... that got me thinking of how it would be crazy and all "Fringe" like if it got my mouth stuck together. Then I started thinking about Pizza the Hut from Spaceballs, which obviously led me to the Leaning Tower of Cheesa from "A Goofy Movie." Dang! It actually got me somewhere meaningful but now I can't recollect where it got me. Whoops. Needless to say, beware of the cheese!

To the school please...

Dan Fact #27...

I would rather eat a chicken foot over a chimichanga. For one, chicken feet are pretty good. For two, me and chimichangas are bitter enemies that always end with explosions. You're welcome.

Go Banana!

I'd pretend like I have a purpose behind me typing right now, but to be honest I've got nothing. I've been re-watching season 1 of Fringe with my girlfriend cause she's never experienced the awesomeness that is Olivia Dunnem and Peter Bishop. Honestly, it's my second favorite show. (X-Files is essentially impossible to top.) Watching it kinda makes me want to be an FBI agent, which in turn makes me want to be a Naxy SEAL, which in turn makes me want to be able to breath under water and be really sneaky, which makes me want to be a mutant, which makes me wonder when the next X-Men movie is coming out, which makes me remember playing with my sweet Batman toys as a kid, which reminds me of living in California, which reminds me that I've always wanted to learn to surf, which reminds me of these YouTube videos I saw, which make me want to learn Japanese, which reminds me there's a free Japanese class tonight, which reminds me that I'm attending the most kickin' awesome university in the world!

Welcome to the world of Danny Baer's thoughts.

Gotta Love the Erhu Baby!

We'll pretend that this is back by popular demand. Here's another look into my Mandarin mind... this time you get a translation, although it doesn't make much sense.

If You Listen to the Rhythm of the Pouring Rain

I know you don't understand what he's saying, but it doesn't mean it's not one of the best songs ever! Whenever I hear it, it reminds me 中和 (zhonghe) and laying in my bed with my feet sticking out of the end of my blanket so the fan could keep them cool and listening to the rain outside my window. They say "home is where the heart is." Well my heart was left in Taiwan.

Enjoy!

Here's How It Goes...

I was watching a great cinema spectacle last night, but had to leave my girlfriend's house before I got to see the last 12 minutes. So now I have no idea if Cody Banks made it out of the mummy from The Mummy's hands and on to the helicopter before the secret mountain lair blows up. I'm usually pretty hopeful, but I just don't see how it's gonna happen. Unless those nanobytes eat the underwear off of the mummy or any other zany comical situation. Needless to say, it was a struggle to fall asleep last night.

In other news... today is national "Escape" day. So... remember... you can run, you can hide, but you can't escpape my love, my love, my love..."