Bieber Fever

For my story today I need to give background on two things... First, a girl at work showed me a new Justin Bieber wannabe named Cody Simpson (he looks 11 and has awkward blonde hair). The song was called YiYiYi or something like that and featured FlowRida or whatever his name is (kinda like Baby featuring my Luda, except not as awesome). Secondly, I read on imdb.com that Justin Bieber is being accused of punching an 11 year old during a game of lazer tag (the game that taught me how to live) whilst in Canada. So during dinner on Sunday my friend Daniel and I (yeah, I know... there's so many of us. I actually proposed to 2 of the other Daniels that we make a club out here at BYUH. But anywho...) were talking about whether or not Bieber is guilty of defending his honor during his lazertag extravaganza and I came up with the following scenario and I think it means he did do it... in a good way.

Basically it came down to Bieber was vs. C. Simpson in lazertag to prove who was legit and who was a fake Australian that almost surfs in his music video. During their scurmish JBiebz came to the realization that the much younger and lankier CSimpz had a distinct advantage in the lazer arena and the following conversation ensued.

Simpson: "You're going down, Bieber!"

Bieber: "Eenie Meanie Miney Mo..."

Simpson: "YiYiYi..."

Ludacris: "LUDA!"

Simpson: "I will swallow you whole Bieber!!!"

Bieber: "Break me till you shake me..."

It was at the that Justin pulled out his secret weapon (his grammys) and clocked Cody Simpson across the face. Now, I'm not ever sure if he has a grammy(s), but I believe that either Luda let him borrow one of his (Luda has one, right?), or an honorary grammy appeared out of thin air due to the hopes and dreams of all of us that have Bieber fever. The moral of the story kids is that Justin Bieber is awesome and his songs should be played repeatedly at all dances and songs that have the sentence, "do the jerk..." should never be played, let alone 5 different variations of those jerky songs being played while I'm at a Dance-a-thon.

Fin.